It's All About The Hair

Purdy Zac Efron showed up to the premiere of The Hangover in Hollywood looking like he was suffering from one. Zac wants us to think he that just rolled off of his satin Barbie bedspread, but you know he spent hours perfecting his pucker and coif in front of his Illumina lighted makeup mirror. Preciousness like this takes time!

Your insides may be screaming "Cut yo hair! You look like Carol Brady!," but calm yourself. Zac Efron is HIS HAIR. It's all of him!!! If you cut it, he would melt down into a puddle of lukewarm bronzer and L.A. Looks mousse.

If his mop was butchered, it wouldn't be the same when he flirtatiously flips it while laughing at one of Leonardo DiCaprio's jokes. And his hair wouldn't blow in the wind like Christie Brinkley in National Lampoon's Vacation when he's speeding down the highway. Don't take that away from him!

And I feel like it's high time Salon Selectives remakes this commercial starring Zac Efron.




And now you will join me by having this song stuck in your brains for the rest of the week. Saaaaaalon glo-oh!