Morning Wood

Eugene Mirman should speak at every school graduation - Buzzfeed

The power of the Twihards knows no bounds - Celebitchy

Nicollette Sheridan's new hair brings out the botox in her forehead - SOW

Stop calling Ed Westwick "Chuck Fatass" - ICYDK

Miley Cyrus totally wrote "HAVE A AWESUM SUMMER" on Gaston's folder - I'm Not Obsessed

Kelly Bensimon gets two days of community service for Ike Turnering her ex-boyfriend. That's cute! - Popeater

Ceiling Eyes recycles - Scandalist

This is what happens to you when you wear the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt - Urlesque

Geri Halliwell's boyfriend is trying to eat her belly button, because he thinks it's an M&M - Holy Moly!

Expect Karen Olivo to start going by the name Rhinestone, Conceited or Olivia K - Gawker

One of the High School Musical twinkies got buff - Socialite Life