Quickies: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

Video of the topless making of the 2010 Pirelli calendar. (Right Celebrity)

Lizzy Caplan as the drunken and date-raped prom queen. (Derek Hail)

Christina Ricci is either cold or smuggling raisins under her shirt. (UseMyComputer)

Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno in an outfit that has its own testicles and wiener. (Lainey Gossip)

The best Father's Day gift EVER. Hands-down. (College Candy)

Britney Spears' nipples are pointing due south. (Websters)

Sacha Baron Cohen refuses to cut gay pygmy sex scenes from Bruno! (Socialite Life)

Tila Tequila forgets to wear a shirt to the Vh1 Save the Music launch. (Bastardly)

Exclusive pics of Ricky Martin's boyfriend! (Holy Moly)

Lady Gaga does bondage in Maxim. (Allie is Wired)

AnnaLynne McCord is a freakin' goddess. (Bricks and Stones)

And Emanuelle Chriqui isn't half-bad herself. Rowr. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Robert Pattinson hit by a taxi! (The Blemish)

The problem with 'The Taking of Pelham 123″ can be summed up in one simple metaphor: if you have the Boston Symphony Orchestra doing Rachmaninoff's Theme of Paganini,' you don't bring out the Insane Clown Posse to add the chainsaw riffs. (Pajiba)

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