Gossip Break: Britney's Finest Moments - Caught On Tape

• The 12 Best Moments from Crossroads - so you too can laugh when Britney Spears‘ character claims to have only touched one peen.  [Buzzfeed]
• Drew Barrymore dresses like a shark - expect her to appear soon on posters hung by Jessica Alba.  [JustJared]
• Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon declare their love with matching outfits.  [DListed]
• Emma Watson goes from Harry Potter to haute couture in this Teen Vogue spread.  [PITNB]
• Tom Cruise took his son Connor to a NASCAR race for Father's Day.  [PopSugar]
• Faith Hill and Queen Latifah have each unveiled their own fragrances, making it easier to smell like mediocre music.  [PopEater]
• Meghan McCain takes a political whooping from Paul Begala like a trooper.  [Videogum]
• Paris Hilton's new fragrance is mermaid-themed. If only she'd do us a solid and trade her whiny voice to become human, Ariel style.  [BWE]