Quickies: Suck it to Me

Oh, say can you see… a John Edwards/Rielle Hunter sex tape? (Right Celebrity TV)

Billy Mays goes to that big infomercial in the sky. (Websters)

AnnaLynne McCord proves dairy does a body good. (CelebSlam)

Bruno puts his ballsack in Conan O'Brien's face. (Popoholic)

First look at Time magazine's commemorative Michael Jackson cover. (popbytes)

Finally — a beer koozie made to fit your tits! (COED Magazine)

Purple-haired Lily Allen's tits are falling out of her jumpsuit. (Hollywood Rag)

Every black celebrity in Hollywood shows up at BET's Michael Jackson benefit, including Beyonce in a see-through wedding dress. (Socialite Life)

Not that you haven't seen it all before, another Kate Moss upskirt. (The Grumpiest)

Anne Hathaway gets her ass sniffed during Shakespeare in the Park. (Use My Computer)

Leaked autopsy reports reveal that Michael Jackson was completely bald! (Post Chronicle)

Kim Kardashian doing what she does best — wrapping her lips around something phallic-looking in front of a camera. (Bastardly)

Fergie's hip-less dress showcases her massive granny panties. (CityRag)

Meet next year's Playboy Playmates! (The Dirty)

ICYMI: Adriana Lima in next to nothing backstage at the Victoria's Secret fashion show. (Celeb Jihad)

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