Quickies: Golden Opportunity

Jodie Marsh lets her tits hang out while kissing a snake. (Hollywood Rag)

Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox are porking each other now. (Bricks and Stones)

Transformers hottie Isabel Lucas wet and in a bikini. (Egotastic)

Video of Joe Jackson attempts to hawk his record label during Michael Jackson's memorial tribute. (The Blemish)

Kendra Wilkinson's sexy cleavage-y photoshoot. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Kellie Pickler and Kid Rock have been dating for over a year! Hope she likes Hepatitis C and Waffle House. (Right Celebrity)

More pictures of Lindsay Lohan looking like a bloated Ethiopian at her Vegas birthday party. (CelebNewsWire)

Kelly Brook in sexy lingerie. What more could you want? (Derek Hail)

The real reason behind Billy Mays' death. (Celebrity Smack)

The first pictures of Cassie since her leaked topless photos hit the interwebs. (Bastardly)

Mariah Carey dressed as a dude again — this time, as a hotel doorman. (Socialite Life)

Anna Kournikova gets oral! (Hollywood Tuna)

Diane Keaton suffers a head injury while filming sumo wrestling scene! There's so many things wrong with that statement. (Celebitchy)

Mischa Barton looks like complete ass. (Websters)

String together the last five minutes of 10 Grey's Anatomy' episodes and you've got yourself 'My Sister's Keeper.' (Pajiba)

Solange Knowles GIGANTIC camel toe. (Seriously? OMG)

Uh oh — someone forgot to retouch Madonna's Max Factor photoshoot! (UseMyComputer)
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