Mariah Carey Becomes A Man For Eminem

Hecklerspray truly believes there will come a day when we'll wake up and stand on a conveyor belt. First we'll slide past the pee station, then we'll brush our teeth, we'll choose a daily gender and then we'll probably eat some porridge that a robot made for us.

Perhaps the pee station should be after the gender changing one - it'd be more convenient that way if we're too tired to pull down our pants after being girls the day before.

Until that day, everyone except Mariah Carey‘ll just have to live with what God or scalpel has given us.

M. Carey seems to be jumping on some kind of a bandwagon. After all - it was just last week or something that we found out Cher's daughter was giving in to her life long battle of not having a penis.

Wait - you don't even know what we're talking about, do you? Well this is it - Mariah Carey is a man now. Temporarily. For a music video. It's a dig at Eminem. The New York Daily News can delve out the specifics:

'This is not your everyday poseur Eminem wannabe - it's Mariah Carey, who dressed as the controversial rapper while filming her new video 'Obsessed' in New York today. You may recall that in Eminem's 'Bagpipes From Baghdad' song, he warns Carey's husband, Nick Cannon, to 'back the f— up.'"

We're told that in order to keep a hormonal balance in the house, Nick Cannon is probably gonna start wearing sun dresses. He's already got a decent collection, and now he feels he can break them out without causing as awkward a pause in the conversation. Imagine the freedom he's probably feeling for the first time right now.

We'd just like to know how far Carey is willing to take this whole becoming-Eminem thing. We all know she's been talking about him for long enough, but if she ever shows up to D12 band practice or divorces Kim Mathers 100 times, well that might just be too much for all to bare.

But we're not saying we wouldn't write about it.

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