Quickies: Bend with Your Knees

Why it never pays to have sex in a church — even a pretend one. (Gawker)

Gerard Butler licks Katherine Heigl on the red carpet. But not her carpet. Just the face. (The Blemish)

Ashlee Simpson brings out baby Bronx Mowgli for the first time in three months. (Hollywood Rag)

Miranda Kerr's sexy new lingerie pictures. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ed Hardy can now make your face look just as douchey as your overpriced t-shirt. (The Dirty)

Lita Ford hates Kristen Stewart! (The Rad Report)

A little taste of Holly Madison's 2010 calendar. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Hayden Panettiere looking pretty sexy in Deborah Anderson's 'Room 23″ photoshoot. (Glamzilla)

Adrienne Bailon gets banged with a lollipop. (Bastardly)

Jim Caviezel aka Jesus attacked by flying bike! (Dlisted)

Mrs. Krabappel Helena Bonham Carter half-naked. (Mr. Skin)

Renee Zellweger forgot to wear a shirt. (WIMB)

Kim Kardashian jumping on a trampoline in a bikini! (UseMyComputer)

Watch this woman lift a thirty pound glass ball with her vagina. No shit. (College Candy)

Denise Richards says she goes to hotels to have sex. Just like a real hooker! (Bricks and Stones)

Model Sophie Anderton's boyfriend gives her a black eye for her birthday. (Allie is Wired)

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