Hot Slut Of The Day!

Crystal Pepsi - All the way back in the early 90s, clear was the shit. Seriously, if you could've made your doody clear back then, you would've done it. Pepsi rode that trend when they came out with the caffeine-free Pepsi Clear in 1992. It was a complete failure. It only lasted a year or two, but my stupid ass still fell for it. Pepsi was supposed to taste just like the real crap, but it didn't to me. It tasted like something that would come out of a lab rat's peen hole. I still drank it, because I thought it made me look all Jetson-like and shit.

And the commercial also hooked me for some reason. I'll blame that on the dude in a speedo flying through the clouds like some kind of gay superhero who got his powers by drinking clear piss! RIGHT NOW!