'America's Got Talent': MySpace auditions. Oh goodness.

Posted Jul 22 via It Happened Last Night 2009-07-22 06:50:06

Tonight on Americas Got Talent, Ishaara dances into my heart and Marcus needs to ditch the Serenades.You know, its interesting they can find talent on MySpace because MySpace ever got me was creepy dudes who want to meet up for whatever.Up first is Elvis impersonator with accompanying showgirls, Jerry El Vegas Katz. Except he doesnt actually do Elvis, I was mistaken. He just dresses like Elvis, but instead sounds like a basset hound who learned how to speak. When the showgirls chime in, it seriously is making my ears bleed. Why are acts like this even shown?Bad Montage. Jumping Eagles, Up With People as teenagers, who want to spread the word of jump-roping. Shaun Berkey, every girls creepy stalker from high school who still hangs out at the rollerdrome and also cannot sing. Don Baldaramos, who drenches himself with water and does some Shakespeare. We round it out with Shaunie, a drag queen who is...

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