Quickies: She Don't Use Butter

Remember those jewels Lindsay Lohan reportedly stole from an Elle photo shoot? Here she is wearing them. (Holy Moly)

When Kelly Clarkson Attacks! Viewer discretion is advised. (CelebSlam)

Hef is hiding his new girlfriend Melissa Taylor because she's ugly. (The Dirty)

Diane Kruger continues the ass-hattery of wearing a bow tie and suspenders. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Adrienne Bailon looks like fucking hell. (Moe Jackson)

Sexy Miranda Kerr bikini photo shoot in Australia! (Socialite Life)

Britney dyes her hair a lovely shade of tangerine. (Hollywood Rag)

See Seth Rogen REJECTED by Megan Fox on national television! (popoholic)

Mark Wahlberg marries Brooke Shields, Jr. (The Blemish)

There might be a ban on Megan Fox the rest of the internet over, but it's all Megan, all the time over here! (Mr. Skin)

Jennifer Aniston down the career suicide path with her latest movie. (Agent Bedhead)

Shakira's sexy 'She Wolf' video is out! I've got one word: rawr. (Celebrity Odor)

Even more unbelievably sexy pictures of George Clooney's girlfriend topless! (Egotastic)

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt prove that STDs real love does last forever. (Websters)

Judd Apatow has finally shot himself in the foot — even Seth Rogen can't save this one. (Pajiba)

Hey, look! Lindsay Lohan's wearing a see-through shirt without a bra. Haven't seen that before. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Claire Danes might have a crippling meth addiction. Or a makeup artist who should be fired. (UseMyComputer)

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