Lindsay Lohan's Short Shorts Disappoint

I'm normally a huge fan of short shorts, especially when they're worn by a skinny hottie like Lindsay Lohan, but I'm just not feeling these. I was walking home earlier tonight and a cracked out homeless chick filled out her disgusting stained short shorts better than Lindsay. Not to mention that a little action would only cost me about thirteen dollars. I guess I shouldn't complain, she could be wearing a USSR womens softball team uniform like a good pretend lesbian would. At least her sandals are hot.

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