Now This Is A Bikini

If your bikini bottom isn't halfway up your no-no and flossing your anal canal, then you are doing it wrong! Just ask Gay Al Reynolds. He probably has this bikini in every color of the rainbow!

Here's the CAPS-LOCK Master and his rent-to-own snatch Amber Rose hanging out in Miami yesterday. And Amber Rose is literally hanging out. I love how she's covering up her breasts while her butt boobies are out for all to see. Modesty = u r doing it wrng.

Even though Amber Rose wore her favorite "LOOK AT MY ASS" bikini by Crest Glide, Gay Fish wasn't happy with the attention. Kanye used his stumpy middle finger to send a message to the paps. Don't make him put that glass of Dynasty juice down and break his MacBook Air over this shit. BITCH BOGUS!