Afternoon Crumbs

The Avatar Trailer: This is some Lord of the Rings fucked a Blue Man shit - Just Jared

FYI: Kerry Washington has nipples - Egotastic!

The Miss Universe Pageant has hired the equivalent of a donkey show stripper to perform for them- Hollywood Tuna

A little Ryan Gosling to cleanse the palette - Popsugar

Something tells me there's going to be a lot of fangbangers out there with paper cuts on their genitals - Towleroad

Dear Ronnie Wood, stop breaking my soul by wearing those UGGGGGGGS - Holy Moly!

Oprah and George Clooney are totally going to have a gabfest about what their favorite strap-ons are - Lainey Gossip

Katie Price knows how to pump gas (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Fabio is looking fine (sarcasm) - Hollywood Rag

No fuckin' duh of the day - ICYDK

Phil Spector should be more afraid of looking in the mirror - Celebitchy

Sadly, Gilles Marini and his buttery skin baguette won't be back in SATC2 - I'm Not Obsessed

Another edition of chichis or crack? - Cityrag

David Cop-A-Feel is trying to make the sexual assault charges against him disappear - Socialite Life