Leathery Pamela Anderson's electrician boyfriend is surprisingly hot

Ordinarily, I don't really give a crap who or what Pamela Anderson is doing. I'm not invested in her or her leathery implants. But I am enjoying the pictures of Pam and her boyfriend of someodd nine months. His name is Jamie Padgett, and he's a surfer/electrician. I've been sitting here trying to think of some joke about electricians and Pamela, but the best I could come up with is Did they meet when he came over to fix her vibrator?â€' See, that sucks. Especially considering how they actually met - in a trailer park! There were some rumors that Pamela and Jamie were going to get married back in April (because I think Pamela is the kind of old-fashioned girl who has to marry every guy she bangs - seriously), but nothing came of it. I thought this guy was new, just because their romance has been somewhat low-key. And because it seems “new” to People:

They say water and electricity don’t mix, but for eternal beach bunny Pamela Anderson, there’s nothing like taking a dip in the ocean with new surfer boyfriend Jamie Padgett.

A bikini-clad Anderson, 42, was spotted out at the beach in Malibu with her buff boyfriend, who’s an electrician. The pair reportedly met a few months ago at a trailer park where the former wife of Kid Rock was staying while work was being done on her house.

Since then, the pair have been spotted out with her kids, having lunch everywhere from Malibu to Vancouver Island, British Columbia, and - of course - at the beach.

Reportedly their first date: a ride to the beach on Padgett’s golf cart.

[From People]

Am I alone in finding this guy a little hot? I mean, I totally would never, ever take Pamela's sloppy seconds, but this guy is nice to look at. Of course, I'm not really looking at his face. His face looks a little... I don't know, like, he used to be pretty, now he's just kind of rough. His body is bangin' though. He's stacked.

In one other piece of Pamela news, Page Six is reporting that Pam's new PETA ad has been denied by CNN's Airport Network. According to Page Six, A new anti-fur, anti-leather commercial starring Pamela Anderson as a scantily clad airport security guard who strips passengers of animal products is too racy for CNN Airport Network.â€' Apparently, CNN was thinking of the children. The children would have been warped. That's reasonable. In related news, I had a nightmare about Kate Gosselin last night. Hand to God, she was giving me the most violent waxing of my life.

Pamela Anderson and Jamie Padgett are shown on 9/7/09. Credit: INFPhoto.com