Barack Obama on David Letterman: The Video

Everybody assumes I'm a Republican — mostly because I'm a blathering idiot and I own a shotgun — but for the record, I'm a Libertarian. A constitution-enthusiast, if you will. So that whole 'you can't provide for yourselves without handouts from the government' shit doesn't really fly with me, but God knows Hollywood loves it. They love it so much that President Barack Obama went on 'The Late Show' with David Letterman last night to pander to the masses and stoke the flames of the Amercian sense of entitlement. But there's really no sense in actually watching the clip yourself. Give it another year or two and the government will be watching it for you and then taxing you for using the bandwidth. Hooray for 'change!'

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