Afternoon Crumbs

Keeping fucking that chicken, Juliette Lewis - I'm Not Obsessed

Something tells me Juliette Lewis gets her fashions tips from Bill Kaulitz. Or vice versa. - Just Jared

The "Over the Moon" Watch: Ben Lee Edition - BenLeeBlog

Sophie Monk meant to do this - Egotastic!

Christina Ricci now looks like a 10-year-old boy with titties - Hollywood Tuna

Lady Sovereign says she spit in a doorman's face, because a tranny punched her in the bathroom. Um. Acid definitely played a major role in this mess - Towleroad

And this was a trick giving out etiquette advice on Charm School! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Somebody bashed Gwen Stefani's front door in. No, that wasn't meant to like porn. - Holy Moly!

Methinks hos were inventing magazines just to put RPattz on the cover - Popsugar

BOOOO! George Clooney doesn't demonstrate his deep-throating skills on a banana - Lainey Gossip

Megan Fox robbed the Olsens once - Hollywood Rag

Eli Roth's gigantic cyberorgy involving blueberries and lattes - Celebitchy

Dear Justine, this isn't the look - ICYDK

I'm sure Beyonce's new hand tattoo is temporary. It was made from dried up wig glue and Basement Baby's tears - Cityrag

Well...Neve Campbell does need a check... - SOW

Tater Head tonguing her boyfriend in the ear - Socialite Life