Megan Fox Slated For Transformers 3

Yes...there will be a Transformers 3 and YES...Megan Fox will be in it.

But, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

The film's director Michael Bay has confirmed her return but were not sure just how enthusiastic he is about it.

Bay had this to say to the actress:

"P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture."

The director added:

"Please consult your physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your doctor to determine if this is right for you."

Ouch!