Jon Gosselin Talks To Strangers Because He Has No Friends

Is there a more damaging word than pathetic? Pitiful? Worthless?

No matter which you chose, all these words apply to Jon Gosselin, the Douchiest Dad of the Year!

He has invaded the great city of El Lay for the last couple of days and all we can say is thankfully, we didn't run into him. We don't know if we would have been able to control our gag reflexes.

Three girls at the Chateau Marmont hotel were able to keep it together long enough to invite Jon to join them on Saturday, after he was seen sitting alone with only his manager, Miker Heller for company. A source reveals that Jon had a fit of "verbal diarrhea" and let the girls in on some juicy tidbits.

To start, the source says that Jon bashed his estranged wife, Kate Gosselin, relentlessly, calling her "evil and psycho." He also told the girls that he still had a few tabloid attention seeking secrets up his sleeves and he would reveal them when the time was right.

Sneaky, sneaky.

When one of the girls called him out on his supposed mission to change his image, he retorted with bitter answer, claiming he didn't think it was right that Kate could live her life without scrutiny and he couldn't. Clearly, Jon hasn't grasped that Kate is in no way as sleazy as he is!

Finally, and you're going to love this one, Jon told the girls that he thinks he is "more famous than Paris Hilton" and that 500 cars drive by the Gosselins' Pennsylvania family home on any given day.

No way are either one of those statements true. Although, we would love to hear what Paris has to say about that!

He's falling faster and faster into a deeper pit of despair and all we can hope for is that it ends sooner rather than later.

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