VIDEO: Eminem's 'Without Me' In Klingon Will Get You Laid Before The First Chorus

Last week, my friend Matt and I ended up in a conversation ranking our favorite Monty Python sketches, and in mid-convo looked up to realize that two separate couples were making out in the small bar we were in, probably no more than ten feet from us on either side. I pointed out the irony of the situation, and posed the question, 'Is ranking your favorite Python sketches the mathematical opposite of hooking up with a chick?'

Turns out, I was wrong. This video is the actual mathematical opposite of hooking up with a chick: