Michael Lohan Threatens To Kidnap Lindsanity!

Posted Oct 19 via PerezHilton 2009-10-19 12:51:24



He's no Jamie Spears, but Michael Lohan thinks he can put his formerly functioning daughter on the right track!

After Lindsay Lohan was giving a slap on the wrist in court for not completing her alcohol awareness courses, her mediawhoring father has devised a plan to get her back to normal (as if anyone knows what that means).

He says:

"I'm going to see the judge this week - I can't believe they didn't drug test Lindsay when she went into court. If I can't get a conservatorship, then I'm going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I'm gonna get charged w/ kidnapping. Lindsay doesn't even know; she thinks she's herself but with all these prescription drugs and other stuff."

Not only is his credibility shot, but we highly doubt the company he keeps is a good influence on LiLo!

Someone else is gonna have to save Lindsay from herself!!!

Any takers?!

[Image via WENN and Fame Pictures.]

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Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Jamie Spears

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