Russell Brand tries to nail Katy Perry on a terrace, at a party

Russell Brand and Katy Perry have been dating for ... I don't know, maybe three weeks, tops? Or a whole month, if you count the start of the relationship' a drunken hookup after the VMAs. While it is surprising they've lasted this long, they're now finding themselves the hot new couple. Sort of. I mean, if you think Russell is hot, I suppose, and not dirty-in-a-bad-way. Anyway, Russell and Katy are now being followed everywhere by the paparazzi, and I'm a little surprised it took this long to get a picture of some kind of extreme PDA.

Honestly, though, I don't even know what I'm looking at. The description of these photos says Katy Perry and Russell Brand sneak away for some intimate time at a private party in the Hollywood Hills, California.' I think that's the house (where the party is being held?) behind them. And it looks like Russell is trying to nail Katy on the terrace railing. That would take more concentration and upper-body strength than I have, so God bless. But I've got to wonder if there were partygoers milling about as Russell tried to nail her to the railing. Apparently, Paul McKenna and Randy Jackson were in attendance at the party. So it sounds like an industry party... I guess Russell and Katy provided the entertainment.

In other paparazzi shots from the weekend, Katy was seen shopping with her best friend (who looks a lot like Russell). Russell was seen solo, heading into Cedar Senai medical building in West Hollywood. Interesting... put all of these little incidents together, and we have a story line. Shopping for cute outfits, terrace booty, then STD check-up?

Here's my advice to Katy: Stop hooking up with Russell on the terrace at an industry party. Stop sending Russell pictures of your boobs. And for goodness sake, ask him what his doctor prescribed and for what ailment.

Here's Katie and Russell making out on Saturday night, then Russell going to the doctor and Katie shopping the next day. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News and INF Photo.