Afternoon Crumbs

Adrianne Curry as Princess Lame-O. Yes, I'll be here all week - Hollywood Tuna

Dear Hasselcrack, your baby didn't see your nipple, because he'd be frowning instead of smiling if he did - Just Jared

Californication should just change its name to EvaAmurristittication already - Egotastic!

Gretchen and Slade take their pr stunt relationship to the pumpkin patch (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

The noise isn't from Vadge dancing, it's from the nutsacks of her victims screaming and pounding for help - Popeater

James Franco wants to dick slap himself in the face. Sort of. - Towleroad

Please tell me Marisa Miller is butt burping - Popsugar

Elisabetta Canalis must have a strap-on permanently attached to her crotch - Lainey Gossip

Personally, I think Mutya should form a new trio called the Sugabrows - Holy Moly!

Nothing says "I love you" in Lohan-talk like a restraining order - Celebitchy

John Stamos was just fucking drunk in Australia - Hollywood Rag

JLove is a poet - I'm Not Obsessed

Anna Wintour has gone full CRAZY, because Ashlee Simpson is going to be in Vogue - Socialite Life

Sarah Michelle Gellar must have gotten the post-baby Posh special - SOW

Can Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher join the Shrek 4 cast? - ICYDK

Xtina's gayelle fantasies - Cityrag