Quickies: Weird Aftertaste

Paris Hilton pops out of a cake the same day the CDC is flooded with reports of a Hepatitis A outbreak. Coincidence? You decide.(The Blemish)

Lily Allen goes topless. Again. (CelebNewsWire)

Lindsay Lohan, or Donatella Versace? Betcha can't tell! (Hollywood PQ)

Shakira's waist is insanely tiny. (Hollywood Rag)

Rose McGowan's face appears to have been butchered by Jocelyn Wildstein's plastic surgeon. (Moe Jackson)

Ali Larter as a sexy redhead! (UseMyComputer)

Katie Holmes goes see-through for the Women in Hollywood tribute. (Socialite Life)

Rihanna's 'Russian Roulette' single cover plus the 'rated r' press release. God, I hope that's not a pirate joke. (ONTD)

Britney's ass looks amazing in that little black bikini. (The Grumpiest)

Sasha Grey whores it up in German GQ. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Maria Menounos as a sexy WWE diva. (popoholic)

Jordan's big fake boobs are on the verge of rupturing. (popbytes)

Alessandra Ambrosio drunken upskirt pictures! (Glamzilla)

Ha ha — Stephanie Pratt busted for DUI. (Websters)

'Stop banging my mom, or my nipples will shoot!' — the definitive Stepfather review. (Pajiba)

Kelly Brook gets topless and shows off her buns for Calendar Girls. (Holy Moly)

Lindsay Lohan's hooking up with Sienna Miller's MARRIED ex-boyfriend, Balthazar Getty. (Wonderwall)
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