Afternoon Crumbs

Bitch got lucky. He must have had a lucite-covered Mother's Circus Animal cookie in his pocket - Towleroad

Lily Allen is topless and stoned in Venice - Egotastic!

Sonic the Douchehog has already replaced his punk rock princess - Lainey Gossip

Every day is Slut-O-Ween for Adrianne Curry - Hollywood Tuna

An adorable little butterball baby still can't make Katherine Hagel look sweet and maternal - Popsugar

To be fair, an obese trout could kick Jimmy Fallon's ass - Popoholic

Sienna Miller bones on the rag - Just Jared

The Helen of Troy of this generation making people weep on the streets of L.A. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

OctoMom wants to wrap her OctoPussy on Jon Gosselin's doucherod - Popeater

CHERYL BURKE casts a black magic voodoo spell on Kelly "Heat Miser" Osbourne - Socialite Life

Dental victim Mischa Barton looking good at the Whitney Museum Gala - Hollywood Rag

Things our mother already told us: "The Butler" is a manslut - Celebitchy

Is it wrong that I'm staring at Ricky Martin's crotch area while he's holding one of his babies? - ICYDK

The only reality show The Hoff needs to star in is Celebrity Rehab - I'm Not Obsessed

I really don't know want to know what Russell Brand and Katy Perry are going to do with a robotic petting zoo - Holy Moly!

Drugs make you better - Cityrag