Quickies: My Tears Dry on Their Own

Taylor Momsen looks like a damn dirty whore in that outfit. (Hollywood Rag)

Cate Blanchett looks like an exotic alien hybrid in this photo shoot. (UseMyComputer)

Gerard Simpson is porking Jessica Simpson! And then probably hiding pork under the couch cushions so he can make a hasty retreat. (Socialite Life)

Is Kevin Costner smuggling a cucumber in his pants? (Best Week Ever)

The second most disgusting thing I've ever seen, right behind Two Girls One Cup. You've been warned. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Adrianne Curry dresses up as Amy Winehouse — complete with needle and tourniquet! (Holy Moly!)

Bar Rafeali raises the bar by lowering the neckline. See how I did that? I'm a professional. (CelebSlam)

A retrospect: Paris Hilton's skanky Halloween costumes over the years. (Celebrity Odor)

It's a sad day with your own mom looks hotter than either of you, Kardashian sisters. (Moe Jackson)

Law Abiding Citizen doesn't want to provoke thought or challenge notions — it just wants to blow up people and give us what we expect. Yay Gerard Butler! (Pajiba)

Why would boinking Alec Baldwin kill Renee Zellwegger? (The Blemish)

Sexy Halloween costume cleavage collection, because you haven't seen enough boobs today. (COED Magazine)

All the deets in the ESPN Steve Phillip's affair. (Gone Hollywood)

Bobby Brown says Whitney Houston is really a lesbian! (Right Celebrity)