HOT ITEM OF THE WEEK: Celebrity Pumpkins Only Slightly Oranger Than Actual Celebs

Well, folks, Halloween is just around the corner, and you know what that means: Celebrity Face-O-Lanterns!

At a recent Old Navy Urban Pumpkin Patch carving event in New York City, locals did their best to emulate the world's most beloved stars on the face of some seasonal squash. And while some did fantastic jobs, like the rendition of Edward and Bella from Twilight:



Others sort of missed the mark, like the pumpkin which claims to feature Taylor Swift and Kanye West, who actually look like Rachel Zoe and Max Headroom meets The Golem:



And what Halloween Activity would be complete without a timely Michael Jack-O-Son-Lantern?



Ahead, someone who clearly hates Michelle Obama gets ‘er done.

Here's Ellen with a Paula Abdul/Portia De Rossi mash-up:



And our estemmed President Obama, whose image reminds one of a blind Chinese man painting the Prezz's characture in Times Square, and wife Michelle, all dolled up for the local Lord of the Rings convention:



Finally, the claim this to be Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, but by the looks of it, it seems President Obama snuck off his own pumpy for a coupla minutes to catch glimpse of the world's most beautiful savior: