J. Lo Shuts Down Ex's "Mockumentary"!

Jennifer Lopez's legal team have sent a cease and desist letter to halt production of How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-lo and and Ojani Noa Story, a mockumentary about life with the star.

Really?!

The film, which is currently casting and scheduled to shoot in February, chronicles the life of Ojani Noa, a model/waiter/Cuban immigrant, and his pursuit of Jennifer, similar to Borat's love of Pamela Anderson.

Yikes!

But, this is not the first time he's tried to capitalize on the fame of his ex-wife!

Noa received an injunction in 2007 to prohibit him from licensing, disseminating, distribution... any book manuscript or other written materials which contain private or intimate details about Lopez or Noa's relationship with Lopez.'

Although he claims that this film is a 100% parody,' there is no doubt he has it out for her!

Noa blames Jennifer for never being able to get his career back on track and cheating him out of a proper divorce settlement. Oh, and she supposedly effed a bunch of dudes while married!

The whole movie is about me coming to this country and getting my dream shut down by somebody who I thought was a good person,' said Noa. I was in totally in love with her. I gave my soul to her. It wasn't my fault she shared it with 3 people. I was angry.'

No wonder she divorced his ass! What a loser!

Lopez's bitter ex will pen the film, while Jo Estevez (Charlie Sheen's unheard of brother) is set to direct!

Would U even bother to see this movie?!

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