Amy Winehouse shows off her new breast implants

Amy Winehouse is back, y'all! Back to being totally ridiculous, that is. Amy went out last night to be a presenter at the Q Awards in England. She was the talk of the awards show - for all of the wrong reasons. First up, she was showing off her fantastic' breast implants in a too-small corset. At various points during the evening, Amy even had a wardrobe malfunction when one or both of those snow globes popped out to say 'Ello'. Next, she was late for her presenting duties, because, in her words, What's it to you, I was doing my hair. F–k off.' After that, she heckled Robert Plant while he was on stage. Ha! The only thing that would make this night a total success in Amy's mind would have been if Blake Incarcerated was there to smoke a celebratory crack pipe with her. Oh, by the way - Amy's 13-year-old goddaughter was Amy's date'. The Daily Mail has more:

She's said to be offering help and guidance to 13-year-old Dionne Bromfield in her role as a godmother. So presumably this is Amy Winehouse's way of showing the teenage singer how to get yourself noticed.

Winehouse wore the skimpiest of cocktail dresses to display her recent breast enlargement when she turned up with Dionne for the Q Awards yesterday.

By 8pm, having earlier made a change into a corset top, the singer's asset had popped entirely out of the ensemble.

It was a predictable turn of events, with her clothes seemingly slipping further down her body as the night went on.

Thankfully, Dionne had gone home at the point of exposition leaving Amy to disgrace herself in front of her manager and waiting photographers.

Despite her father's insistence that she has overcome her troubles, many were left wondering if he was being a tad optimistic.

Winehouse single-handedly brought the Q Awards to a halt in front of stunned guests as she failed to arrive on time for her presenting duties. The troubled star was due to hand over the prize for the most inspirational artist alongside reggae singer Don Letts. But Letts was forced back into his seat while embarrassed host Al Murray frantically tried to fill time and organisers searched for the singer.

After several minutes Letts was called back to the stage to present the award to band The Specials with no sign of Winehouse. Midway through The Specials' acceptance speech, Winehouse finally arrived, picking her way through the audience and clambering on stage - only to be given a furious talking to by an angry Letts.

Clearly hoping to make a show stopping entrance in the skimpiest of cocktail dresses which showed off her £5,000 breast enlargement surgery, she succeeded for all the wrong reasons.

As the group left the stage she grabbed a microphone shouting down to a hushed crowd: ‘I know you've been to these awards a million times but give it up for The Specials,' which brought muted applause from the crowd.

All this was witnessed by her 13-year-old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield whom she had starred with on Strictly Come Dancing recently.

Explaining her tardy arrival to the Daily Mail after the event she looked visibly unsteady as she slurred: ‘What's it to you, I was doing my hair. F*** off.'

Things deteriorated further when Robert Plant arrived on stage to collect the Outstanding Contribution to Music Award in front of a room that included singer Lily Allen and bands Kasabian and the Stereophonics.

As he came to the end of his emotional thank you speech Winehouse heckled from the back of the room across a hushed floor. It stopped the veteran star in his tracks before he regained his composure and continued.

Her late showing at the Grosvenor House Hotel in central London was even more surprising given that organisers had booked her a suite upstairs in the building in a desperate bid to ensure that she would turn up on time.

Staying in a £1,000 a night fourth floor suite she had only yards to travel yet still managed to disrupt the event which had gone smoothly until her arrival. Her car-crash showing comes just a week after her father Mitch claimed his daughter was recovering from her high profile battle with drink and drugs.

[From The Daily Mail]

Oh, Amy. It's been a while since we've had a Amy Winehouse showed up to an awards show drunk and made a spectacular ass out of herself' story. It's seriously been more than a year. Enjoy it. I am. I stopped feeling any sympathy or pity for Amy long ago - I've come to the conclusion that she's one of those users and abusers who will survive anything. Much like a cockroach.

All of these photos are censored. The Sun has the ones that are NSFW