No Charges Filed in Joe Francis/Jayde Nicole Assault Case

The D.A. will not being filing charges against Joe Francis for his attack on Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole in an L.A. nightclub last August. I'm guessing that like me, the D.A. spends a lot of free time huffing glue and paint thinner. TMZ says

The D.A. [states] that Jayde 'appears to have acted without immediate provocation' [and] thought 'the interests of justice do not support the filing of criminal charges against any of the three suspects.'

And how is Joe Francis is taking the news that he gets off scott-free? By suing Jayde for battery, assault, negligence, slander, libel, false light and a partridge in a pear tree, naturally!

According to the lawsuit, Francis claims he was innocently walking through a crowd of people at 'Guys and Dolls' nightclub in Hollywood, when Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole suddenly struck him in the head, threw a drink on him and stated, 'I'm going to kill you!'

Francis claims he saw Jayde reaching for a bottle, [and] 'in fear and apprehension of being struck a third time and that Nicole was going to carry out her threat to kill him,' Joe grabbed Nicole's hair in 'self-defense.'

Joe claims Nicole fell to the ground because she 'lost her balance on her high heels.'

I've never personally had a yeast infection, but if I did, I imagine the discharge would look and smell a lot like Joe Francis. That guy is a cuntwipe of the highest order. I'm surprised he doesn't leave a sticky white trail and burning feminine itch wherever he goes.

See Jayde naked here and here.