Kate Hudson & A-Rod have sex constantly, then she tells her mom

This is a little gross, but for some reason, it totally rings true to me. Us Weekly claims that Kate Hudson won't shut up about how Alex Rodriguez is totally rocking her lady parts. Gah... really? If we're going by how Kate is gushing to her friends (who then rushed out and told Us Weekly), it looks like A-Rod might have an inkling of how to please a woman. Either that, or Kate Hudson is utterly dickmatized (credit: Michael K at Dlisted, I think). I'm actually thinking it's a little of Column A, a little of Column B. Alex doesn't look like he would be great in bed (not like, say, Clive Owen), but he doesn't look totally clueless either (like, say, Jon Gosselin). So Alex is mediocre to okay in bed... plus a heavy dash of Kate's dickmatized modus operandi, where she's basically a succubus who destroys men's souls.

Apparently, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is a homerun in the bedroom.

That's what girlfriend Kate Hudson has been telling close pals, according to the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now).

'They love sex!' a pal tells Us Weekly of the pair who began dating in May. 'They talk about it all day. Kate gets graphic talking about his body, even to her parents.'

Still, Hudson, 30, is aware of Rodriguez's playboy rep: During his five-year marriage to wife Cynthia, he stepped out with stripper Joslyn Noel Morse; another fling recalls portraits of the slugger as a centaur hanging over his bed.

She won't have to worry about him straying, pals tells Us: 'She's with him every second,' says a source.

Another adds that Rodriguez, 34, has confided that Hudson means more to him than Madonna, whom he dated after his 2008 split with wife Cynthia, and that 'Kate is changing him for the better.'

How so?

'He's less of a jerk,' jokes the pal. 'He's also more free-spirited.'

For more on their steamy romance - including how Hudson says they'll be together 'forever,' their plans for a 2010 move-in and whether wedding bells are in their future - pick up the new Us Weekly today!

[From Us Weekly]

Ew, she tells her mom and stepdad? Gross. But I will totally buy that Kate is changing Alex for the better. Kate is getting to be totally beloved by Yankees fans as A-Rod transformers himself into a force to be reckoned with. So, I'll give this to Kate - she may be inappropriate, she may tell everyone about her lady business, she may be clinging to A-Rod too much, but I'd be willing to bet that A-Rod is as vadgmatized as Kate is dickmatized.