Miley Voted 2009's Worst Celebrity Influence, Cat-Killer

16-year-old Miley Cyrus has been voted 2009's Worst Celebrity Influence, beating out the likes of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan in an AOL poll. Now that's really saying something. Nine MSN says

Those countless photo scandals (both skanky and racist) must have finally come back to bite her on the bum because it's Miley's own peers who are voting against her.

The teenager scored a whopping 42 percent of the vote on AOL's JSYK.com, a website aimed at 9 to 15-year-olds, wining the title of ‘Worst Celebrity Influence' by a landslide.

Coming in second place and third place were Britney Spears and Kanye West respectively.

In other hot Miley news, it seems that Miley quit tweeting a few months ago because her boyfriend told her to, and now some lunatic has set up a website claiming she will EAT HER OWN PET CAT if Miley doesn't start Twittering again (see a picture of the intended victim here). Not making this up. Miley Save Fuzzy says

The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and realized, maybe Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me!

I've set a deadline of November 16, 2009, when Fuzzy will part with his life and become a meal. I intend to make a cat dish according to our ethnic cuisine. Fuzzy will receive quick and swift death and I'll try to minimize his suffering.

How can Fuzzy be saved?

Simple. Miley Cyrus needs to come back to Twitter.

Let me tell you, I have never been so wrongly mislead by the tag words 'Miley eating kitty.' Those bastards at MSN fucking owe me.

Miley making a bunch of stupid faces during her SATC cameo (more of her with Kim Cattrall here):