Cruel' Madonna treats Jesus Luz like an errard boy & sex object

The jumping off point for In Touch Weekly's Madonna and Jesus story seems to be that Jesus went home to Brazil for a few days and he flirted with some girls his own age. IT even has pictures of Jesus deejaying at a club, and a very young blonde was at his side. Thankfully, the girl wasn't touching him, or else Madge's Vadge would have to shank the poor girl.

Not only did Jesus flirt with girls (his own age), he even went out to dinner with one of them. Scandal! Accordingly, Madge felt humiliated'. And while Jesus is thankful' for all that Madge has done for him, he also gets annoyed with her dismissive attitude about their relationship. I believe this is also referred to as 'a boy-toy temper tantrum'.

While Jesus has said that Madonna is a friend who is my life...she's wonderful, and full of positive energy,' Jesus also knows that Madge can be cruel.

She doesn't treat him with respect,' a friend says. She talks to him like an errand boy, like he's stupid and has nothing to say. Madonna makes it clear that he's nothing but a pretty face. She treats him like a sex object.'

Unless Madonna adopts a new attitude, she may find herself alone again. The same friend says that Madonna's not paying enough attention to Jesus now - He's not sure if they have a real future.'

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition, November 9 2009]

I'm not so sure what the point of this whole thing was. Okay, so Jesus is upset because Madge-Mom isn't paying enough attention to him. So what? He's her boy-toy, and she's not interested in amusing him constantly. Thus, she pays for him to amuse himself, like those deejay lessons that came in handy for flirting with girls his own age. And if Jesus is really serious about this whole You need to pay attention to me or I'm quitting this bitch' crap, my guess is that Madge will be all Smell ya later, Jesus!' Seriously, it's not like she can't find another random 20-something starving model to be her boy-toy. Even I might be up for it - the perks are pretty amazing.