Taylor Lautner & Taylor Swift So Adorable It Makes Us Sick

This Taylor Lautner/ Taylor Swift thing is throwing up a lot of questions. Are they dating? Is it for real?

Does it even matter? Why are our lives so very empty? That sort of thing. But the good news is that Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift – or Twoler, as literally nobody is calling them – seem to be getting closer to one another. They've been on dates, they've been photographed together, they've given coy interviews about each other. It looks like Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift are for real.

Still, it must be hard to make time for one another, what with Taylor Lautner's New Moon coming out really soon and the album that Taylor Swift would do anything to promote and… oh, wait a minute.

This is just a hunch, but we get the feeling that Taylor Swift is going to feel the full force of a backlash quite soon. Sure, she might have won everyone over by looking a little bit sad when Kanye West told her that she wasn't as good as Beyonce that time, but that might not last long now that she's probably dating Taylor Lautner.

Thanks to a combination of his leading role in New Moon and his ridiculous inability to keep a shirt on for more than a couple of seconds at a time, Taylor Lautner is the hottest star in the world at the moment. And since his fanbase is entirely made up of the kind of mad-eyed teenage girls who like to spend their time kissing posters of him and practising what their signature would look like if they ever got married him, that would probably make his girlfriend public enemy number one.

And if we're to believe what we're told, his girlfriend is Taylor Swift. Rumours of their romance first surfaced when Taylor Lautner was seen at a Taylor Swift concert. Nothing funny about that, you might think, but consider this – Taylor Lautner didn't even scream or puke or try to leave or drop to his knees while clutching his ears in the mistaken belief that they were bleeding once during the concert. That's not how boys behave at Taylor Swift concerts. Not unless they love her.

And now their relationship seems to have taken another step forward. They went to see a hockey match together! They get to kiss in their new movie Valentine's Day! And Taylor Swift briefly got slightly tongue-tied while talking about Taylor Lautner! MTV reports:

Taylor Swift has admitted she is 'really close' to Twilight hunk Taylor Lautner. The stars were spotted enjoying an ice hockey game together at the weekend, fuelling reports of a romance. Now in a new interview when asked about any relationship she said: I don't know, he's an amazing guy and we're really close ... and ah ... yep. We're in a movie together and I am really excited about seeing it.'

Sounds serious. But if you're a Taylor Lautner fan and you're distraught about Taylor Swift getting her claws into your man, don't worry. Nothing lasts forever, and the two Taylors are bound to split up eventually. And by ‘eventually' we mean ‘the moment that the promotional cycle for the DVD release of Valentine's Day is over'. Hang in there, Lautner fans.

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