Peaches Geldof Is A Scientologist

Tom Cruise and John Travolta better open the doors of that Scientology Celebrity Center to accommodate another big star - yes, world, Peaches Geldof has decided to join their ranks! In a toe-curlingly awful documentary shown last night on British TV, 'Fearne Meets Peaches', the spoilt dilettante proved that she's exactly how we perceived her to be, i.e. rude, self-obsessed, generally unpleasant and speaking in a hilarious Transatlantic twang.

But the big reveal from this unholy televisual mess is that Peaches has been a Scientologist for like, two years now. And she explains her religious beliefs in a typically astute fashion: 'It's like, something I agree with? I felt like I needed to have a spiritual path? It's like I always kind of felt like I was lacking something when I didn't have a faith. It's like pop psychology.'

Well, we're in no doubt that if Scientology want another follower to give their PR-embattled 'religion' a positive boost, they, er, had better look elsewhere. [Video: YouTube]