Sienna Miller probably split with drama-less, unmarried DJ boyfriend

It may be over for Sienna Miller and her utterly drama-less unmarried boyfriend, DJ Slinky Wizard, also known as George Barker. After spending some time making out and humping in front of photographers and various media types for a few months over the summer, Slinky seems to be out of sight and out of mind. I think this report originated in the British tabloids - Starpulse claims it's source as the Sunday Mirror, but I can't find the original report. Even though the sourcing is iffy, I've been thinking for about a month now that Sienna and Slinky are likely kaput. He hasn't been in New York at all for her Broadway show, they haven't been photographed together in a while, and Sienna can't live without drama:

Sienna Miller has reportedly ended her relationship with British DJ Slinky Wizard - because of her work commitments in the U.S. The actress had been dating the beatmaker - real name George Barker - since July but recently moved over to New York for her turn in Broadway production After Miss Julie.

And it seems the pair was unable to maintain their romance with the distance of the Atlantic between them, according to Britain's Sunday Mirror newspaper.

A source tells the publication, 'We had all hoped Sienna and George would be a long-term relationship. They always looked so happy together. But they realized it wasn't going to last the distance with Sienna being out in New York with the play for the foreseeable future, so they agreed to part ways.'

'Long-distance love isn't something they were prepared to do and it was a mutual thing that they decided to part. They'll remain pals and who knows what the future will bring?'

[From Starpulse]

There are several interesting aspects of this report - mainly because Sienna never stays single for long, and because of who she's been hanging out with while in New York. While I had fears that she would get her claws into a very married Jonny Lee Miller, it's now looking like Sienna has been trying to get back with Jude Law, her one-time fiancee. Reports have been surfacing that Jude and Sienna have been spending time together in New York (where Jude is also doing a play). And Sienna The Drama Queen is returning to weep energetically in front of the paparazzi. What does it all mean?

The pressure of acting on Broadway a block away from ex Jude Law is apparently getting to Sienna Miller. The beauty got teary on the street when the paparazzi asked her about Law as she walked her dog in the West Village Thursday morning.

A spy said, 'Just before she got home, she had an outburst, told the photographers to [bleep] off and burst into tears.'

Law's rep has denied reports he and Miller were rekindling their romance. They broke up in 2006 when Law's affair with his children's nanny was revealed.

[From Page Six]

You know who has been left unmentioned? Balthazar Getty. I still think Balthy and Sienna are at the very least still in contact, still loosely dating', but that's just my theory. Balthy gave a quote to OK! Magazine recently where he was asked about Sienna. Balthy said: It's very difficult when you read about your own love life. It's hard to have to share that with the world.' Sounds awfully... current, doesn't it? So, if I was putting money on this, I'd say there's another topless vacation with Balthy happening at some point, but there's also a possibility of a drama-filled reunion with Jude.

Sienna Miller is shown taking her dog for a walk in NY on 10/3009 (black purse; Credit: Pacific Coast News, and on 10/29/09 (red purse; Credit: Fame Pictures