While You Were Getting Back Into 'It's Dark Out, I'm Not Doing Anything' Mode

• A 25-year old U.S. Army Reservist has been arrested and charged with stalking Ryan Seacrest. The man insists that he wasn't intentionally stalking Seacrest, he just turned on the tv and radio a couple times and couldn't not constantly see/hear him.
• The Phillies beat the Yankees 8-6 to force a sixth World Series game in New York on Wednesday. Whew! Bought myself another day of staying home and doing nothing without having to resort to watching November regular season NBA games.
• Lindsay Lohan was spotted making out with Gerard Butler at a Halloween party this weekend. I think it's time we initiate the Josh Hartnett Rule on Butler and require gossip magazines to only report when he hasn't made out with someone.
• TNT has picked up the canceled NBC cop show Southland and will air the six completed but unaired Season 2 episodes. FINALLY we'll get some closure on whether that cop in the south land will do that thing he or she was trying to do.
• What's next, Twilight Saga, a photospread of Robert Pattinson in a lobster bib eating corn? I'll just stop talking now.
• Also, my team won the New York Blacktop Street Hockey League Championship this weekend, finally replacing my numerous Fantasy Football titles and High School Simpsons Quiz Bowl victory as the closest thing I have to a life accomplishment. Watch out, McDonald's Monopoly game, cause I am gunning for you next.