The Pivert Is Growing Bitch Tits!

Posted Nov 03 via PerezHilton 2009-11-03 18:51:08
The Pivert Is Growing Bitch Tits!

Idiot!

While sashimi seems to give Jeremy Piven a case of the "drop outs", soy milk is supposedly giving him tits!

Jeremy has been using the dairy substitute in his cereal, but apparently the soy milk was getting him too in touch with his feminine side.

"I was the guy that dabbled in soya milk, but now I've found out soya milk has enough estrogen for me to grow breasts, I had to put the soya milk down. It was a very confusing time," he says.

So things you are officially staying away from: things that taste fishy and breasts.

Are you trying to tell us something else, Jeremy?

[Image via WENN.]

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