Quickies: I Spy

Ashlee Simpson was fired from Melrose Place because the entire cast hated her! (Bricks and Stones)

Guess which Kardashian takes a shot to the face in this clip? (TMZ)

A monkey on a goat on a tightrope. You can't make this shit up. (omg blog)

The PTC is trying to stop Monday's Gossip Girl threesome! Now see if they can stop me from not caring. (Seriously? OMG)

Jim Carrey is now a Hasidic Jew. Beard and all. (ICYDK)

Listen to round one of the Michael Lohan's ET messages. Highlights include 'Lindsay sobbing hysterically' and 'Lindsay saying no one cares about her.' (ONTD)

Hailey Glassman/Perez Hilton bitch fight! (Bitten and Bound)

Michael Jackson liked urinating in front of small children, says his former doctor. Yeah, that's fuckin normal. (Hollywood Rag)

Kate Beckinsale stunning as always at the 'Everybody's Fine' world premiere. (Moe Jackson)

Find out why the Army is apologizing to Ryan Seacrest. (Wonderwall)

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson vamp it up in this cheesy Harper's Bazaar photo shoot. (Socialite Life)

British Page 3 Girl Rosie Jones goes topless for your hump day. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Madonna brings Jesus to Valentino's party. Good thing they make those retractable leashes for people. (Holy Moly)

Taylor Swift's Guitar Hero commercial! (Gabby Babble)

AnnaLynne McCord nippley-slippley. (CelebNewsWire)

Petra Nemcova gets wet and wild in a Karine Belouaar photo shoot. (Glamcrunch)