Quickies: A Farewell to Arms

Find out why Sandra Bullock is suing a porn star! And no, it's not because the porn star was unintentionally funnier in 'Clitty Clitty Bang Bang' than Sandra was in 'All About Steve.' (Celebitchy)

Brad Pitt has dingleberries in his billy goat muff. (Litely Salted)

Natalie Portman and Padma Lakshmi have dirty minds! (Celebrity Odor)

Ernest Hemigway's great-granddaughter gets naked for the camera. The bell tolls for thee, bitches! (CityRag)

Blake Lively in a bustier in Marie Claire magazine. (Moe Jackson)

Watch part one of Rihanna's Good Morning America interview where she says she's 'ashamed and embarrassed.' But not by her hair, apparently. (Socialite Life)

Mini-Me is a homicidal psychopath, according to the California legal system. (Hollywood Rag)

Steve Guttenberg refuses to fade away gracefully — and it's called 'Three Men and a Bride.' (Holy Moly)

Miranda Kerr in the November issue of CS magazine. (use my computer)

Sophie Reade has gigantic boobs. That is all. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Find out what Carrie Prejean has to say about her fledgling porn career on the Today Show. (The Dirty)

Britney Spears goes braless, and her nipples go due south. Yuck. (Hollywood PQ)

October might be over, but it's never to later to rocktober out with your cocktober out with these Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame performances. (Thighs Wide Shut)

All the Carmen Electra you can stand. (Rod Ryan)

Girls of the Sybian sans top. (Howard Stern)

Heidi Klum deemed to fat to walk the runway at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show! (The Blemish)