Afternoon Crumbs

Beyonce ruled the MTV EMAs while wearing one of Vanity's old ones. Meanwhile, Basement Baby ruled a game of Battleship against one of her imaginary friends- Lainey Gossip

Katy Perry gives herself a chichi adjustment at the MTV EMAs - Egotastic!

More from RiRi's GMA interview with Diane Sawyer - Popsugar

Cameron Diaz actually doesn't look like she belongs in a Domino's box here (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

A book of celeb-dude facials - Towleroad

They're perfect, we get it - Just Jared

Miranda Kerr at the Hug Awards. But don't hug her ass or she may snap in two - Hollywood Tuna

Kate Bosworth is the younger Fishsticks Paltrow sans the giant stick shoved halfway up her blow hole - Celebitchy

Lil' Kim has finally transformed into the wax mannequin of her dreams - Hollywood Rag

Cher: same hat, different nose - Cityrag

The one who isn't Glamberace from last season's American Idol has a new video - Socialite Life

Gayelle King is not going to be happy that O is sharing a cover with Ellen - Popeater

The jokes write themselves: Someone throws up while watching Breakfast at Tiffany's the play - Holy Moly!

Here's Natalie Portman in V judging you for putting that delicious pastrami sandwich in your mouth - Popoholic

Shia LaDouche holding a cup and concentrating hard - ICYDK

Brian Austin Green must be wearing invisible ear plugs here - I'm Not Obsesessed