Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue

Taylor Swift sings and plays the guitar to 'Monologue Song (La La La)' during her Saturday Night Live opening monologue

The 19-year-old country superstar pretty much killed it, addressing a lot of her relationship issues covered in the tabloids. Here are some sample lyrics:

– 'I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I'm not gonna say that in my monologue.'

– 'You might think I'd bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I'm doing real well. Tonight, I'm hosting SNL but I'm not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la.'

– 'And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I'm not gonna comment on that in my monologue.'

– 'You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there's nothing more to say cuz everything's okay. I've got security lining the stage. It's my SNL monologue.'

Taylor finished off the song by saying, 'We have a great show. Kanye West is NOT here, so stick around. We'll be right back.'

Great job, T!