Leo Dicaprio Gets a Taste of the Firecrotch

Lindsay Lohan was photographed going into Leonardo DiCaprio's house late Saturday night, refueling rumors that the two of them might be having a fling. Back in February of this year, Rush and Molloy said

Lindsay Lohan was working her charms [on] Leonardo DiCaprio Tuesday night at a West Hollywood club. Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. She was very flirty with Leo,' says our spy.

If it's true, then Leo went from tapping supermodel kitty like this and this to a big ol' pile of genital slop that's housed more penis than Andy Dick at a Village People convention. That's like trading in your Porsche for a monkey-drawn wheel barrow and your yacht for an inner tube mounted with an oscillating fan. Welcome to rock bottom, Leonardo DiCaprio. Some of us have been living here most of our adult life.

Trying to hide her facing arriving at the LA home of Leonardo DiCaprio and then again leaving the following morning: