'I Kinda Like This Donny Osmond Dancing With the Stars Routine' Says Tone-Deaf New Wave Mexican Vampire

Donny Osmond is still lightly stroking ass as a competitor on Telemundo's ABC's Dancing with the Stars. But last night, he took performance to an entirely new level. Now, a regular person might watch this and think 'what the f*ck was he thinking?' But a tone-deaf, new wave, musical theater loving Mexican vampire would watch this, very quietly scribble something down, and then very slowly hold up this sign:



You know who else loves it? LATOYA JACKSON. As evidenced by her reanimated hands clapping away towards the end of the clip.


(via Gawker)