Chris Brown says it's our fault he doesn't seem sorry

Chris Brown says he really is sorry for beating the sh*t out of ex-girlfriend Rihanna, and if we don't get that, it's because we're misinterpreting his behavior. Maybe his posture isn't erect enough. Maybe he's fiddling. Maybe he hears a noise and glances over his shoulder. But it's just because we're not smart enough to disregard that stuff. It has nothing to do with things Brown has said or done. Like spending $300,000 on a custom-made diamond OOPS!' pendant that he had made for Diddy's 4th of July party. Or writing on his Facebook page You'll begin to see her true colors. Believe it!' Or releasing nude photos of Rihanna (of course denied). Why would any of those things make us think he's not sorry? Clearly it's just because we're all too dumb and are just paying attention to his body language. It's certainly not the things he's said.

As he continues to apologize publicly for beating ex-girlfriend Rihanna, Chris Brown says he doesn't know why people have a hard time believing that he is remorseful.

'The steps that I've taken to show that I'm sorry probably have been perceived wrong,' Brown, 20, says in an interview on The Wendy Williams Show Friday (check your local listings).'Certain things when I'm doing certain interviews and how my posture is to how I'm acting.

'At the end of the day, I'm definitely remorseful and it's not something that I take lightly or think that it's like under the rug,' he goes on. 'I really think it's something that is a serious matter and I'm learning from it.'

The New York Post reports that Brown still can't live down the attack.

The paper posts a video of a woman getting within a few feet of him Wednesday in NYC and screaming: '[bleep]ing beater!' and 'I hope someone beats the [bleep]ing [bleep] out of you!'

Brown just smiles and walks past her.

[From Us Weekly]

Here's the video of that woman screaming at Chris Brown that Us mentions. Apparently we're supposed to believe he's all better because he just smiled and walked past her. There are a hundred people around the Times Square Footaction store. What else is he going to do? Of course he managed to smile and just walk past her. I'm not giving him any credit for that. But I freaking love that lady. New Yorkers are the best.

Chris, we think you're a douche because of your behavior. Because of the things you say and the things you do. No one is misinterpreting anything. We're just not seeing the golden angel version of you that your narcissism sees. You're the one who's misinterpreting. Everyone else is not the problem. Your inability to see why your actions are perceived the way they are makes it impossible for you to change. I understand that's probably frustrating. Checking yourself into some kind of locked down facility might be a good route to go. Get some help. Or learn to stop talking.

Here's Chris Brown exiting Kitchen 24 at 4am after reportedly dining with six ladies on October 17th. Images thanks to Pacific Coast News.