Speidi Has Lofty Goals

Somehow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have managed to stay in the spotlight this year. From their big to-do wedding to hating on Al Roker to getting nasty in the jungle, Speidi has had quite a year.

So how will they make things more interesting in 2010? Glad you asked.

Heidi and Spencer want to shave their heads (among other things)!

The duo joked around with reporters while they were promoting their book (which is not a joke) and revealed some of their plans for the new year:

"We're going to adopt an African baby, date Vince Vaughn, shave our heads, pretend Spencer is trapped in a balloon and have octuplets."

They also seem to want to make frenemies with their A-List tabloid counterparts, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

Heidi explains:

"Well, we wouldn't want to piss them off. She might steal Spencer'you know, because she steals people's husbands! But seriously, we'd love to sit down and discuss fame with them. Consider this your formal invitation, Brangelina. Let's hang out sometime. We'll be SpeidiLina!"

Yeah, people praise Angelina so much that it sometimes slips their minds that she stole another woman's husband.

Good luck with the lofty list there, friends. We'd especially like to see Spencer with the balloon!

[Image via WENN.]