Manzie Report: Last Five Minutes of Fame

Celebrity is obscurity waiting to happen," says Carrie Fisher in her one-woman show, Wishful Drinking, now on Broadway. And truer words have ne'er been spoken. She should know. When Andy Warhol said, "In the future everyone would be famous for fifteen minutes," he was the Nostradamus of his day. Last Five Minutes Of Fame is a new weekly column for I MEAN..WHAT?!? that will highlight the plethora of people that fall into this category. Either their celebrity is waning, has waned, should wane, will wane, or something therein. Surely this column will be celebrity publicists' worst nightmare…but hey…no one tells them to handle a D-Lister…or worse. The goal is to add my weekly candidates and you, the lovely viewing audience will send in your suggestions that will be posted. Deal? Awww. The poor little babies (a.k.a tragic media whores) that think they are all that and a bag of chips by virtue of their being tracked by the tabloid news. You have to love these people fo

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