Miley Cyrus dresses up as a hooker for her birthday

Posted Nov 20 via Celebitchy 2009-11-20 10:51:33
Miley Cyrus dresses up as a hooker for her birthday

*This is not the hooker outfit. This is Miley shooting a scene for 'Sex & the City' in October.

Page Six has an interesting piece of information about Miley Cyrus this morning. Apparently, Wednesday night was Miley's big 17th birthday party, and she dressed up like a hooker to celebrate. Seriously. First, let me wish Miley a happy birthday. Her real birthday isn't until Monday, so we're still early on the birthday wishes. She's one year closer to her Britney Spears-style breakdown, y'all! Next: the hooker outfit. Yes, Miley apparently dressed up like Julia Roberts' character in Pretty Woman. Honestly, I don't think she needs an occasion to dress up like a hooker, but that's just my opinion. Do we have to cut her some slack because it's her birthday and because she's turning 17 years old? Or because it was a theme' party? The theme' being dress up like a wh-re'. Or 'dress like Miley does everyday'. No, in truth the theme was the '80s' - but Pretty Woman came out in 1990. So I guess Miley just likes dressing like a hooker.

Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts' 'Pretty Woman' hooker character for an '80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night.

The teen star — recently criticized for pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards — donned the sexy outfit and danced the night away at the Canal Room on West Broadway, where Constantine Maroulis and the cast of the Broadway hit 'Rock of Ages' surprised Miley with a performance.

Sources told Page Six: 'Miley had seen the show two weeks ago and loved it, so her mom Tish brought the cast in to surprise her. But I'm not sure who was more into Constantine — Miley or her mother.'

Between songs from the musical, Miley grabbed Constantine and danced with him at the front of the stage and then Tish joined in.

[From Page Six]

In one other piece of Miley news, do you remember how she chomped, clod and farted her way through her criticism of Twilight? Well, we might have some interesting backstory on that! Billy Ray Cyrus (The Mullet) gave his top five movies to Rotten Tomatoes, and guess what made the list? Oh, yes. Twilight! He also included Blue Velvet, The Horse Whisperer, and Bonnie & Clyde. But Miley can't like anything her daddy likes. Especially when it's a movie about waiting to do anything! Especially when the characters don't dress up like hookers. The Mullet writes about Twilight: I'm gonna go with the most recent film I saw that was really good. I thought Twilight was pretty killer. Put it up there, I'm gonna go with it! Even though it was about vampires, I thought it was told in a really cool way. I thought the acting was strong. And, I thought the music that accompanied the film was really cool.' Oh, Mullet. Not only do you raise a hooker daughter, you have crappy taste in movies.



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