Rumer Willis and Jessica Lowndes Are Lesbians on 90210

Rumer Willis will be playing Jessica Lowndes' lesbian girlfriend on an upcoming episode of 9021Nobody Gives a Shit Anymore. Seriously, is that the best they could do? Rumer fucking Willis and her big fat potato head? I don't think that would make Jessica a lesbian as much as it would make her a Lachanophiliac, or 'lover of vegetables' to the layperson. And by the way, you would not BELIEVE the evils that come up when you type 'vegetable fetish' into a search engine. Dear God. I'm not going to link any of it, but just think of an alternate meaning for the word 'vegetable' that has nothing to do with a plant. Yes. Now you're getting it. I'm pretty sure we're both going to hell now.