Quickies: It Takes Two

See what Katie Couric looks like when she dances drunk. Think 'Elaine' from Seinfeld. (Gawker)

Reba McIntire has balls! (CityRag)

Sandra Bullock's new movie is a sweet, spirit-raising, life-affirming touchy-feely film of goodness. Which probably means I won't see it. (Pajiba)

Sexy Sofia Vergara at the AMAs. (Moe Jackson)

Watch Lady Gaga's stirring rendition of Dem Bones, Dem Bones at the AMAs. (Hollywood Rag)

Kim Kardashian to star on CSI:NY. OMG LOL RU486!!! (Socialite Life)

In case you were wondering, Kelly Brook's boobs are still huge. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Guess which NFL star is currently a suspect in an assault with a deadly weapon investigation? Hint: he's black. (The Dirty)

Here's a little Bai Ling nipple slip for the kiddies. (Egotastic)

Jon Gosselin appears to be about six months pregnant and suffering from edema. (Litely Salted)

Suri Cruise is an evil brat. Their staff said it, not me! (CelebNewsWire)

In case you missed it: this week's Nudes on TV! (Mr Skin)

Sexy pics from the Victoria's Secret afterparty. (The Grumpiest)

Heidi Klum is all sorts of naked and sexy. A winning combination! (Celebrity Odor)